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Finding the Strength in Femininity
Before I begin, let me just say that I realize that writing an article about the feminine ideal (whilst being a man) is about as silly as a woman writing an article about how to please a man. But that...
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A Quick Word about “Show Me”…
Ever since my fellow blogger, “A [sic] Opinionated Man”, first decided to re-blog my post from yesterday (in essence, sharing my words with an extended community), I have been deluged with hits, likes,...
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“But that’s just my opinion!”
Yesterday, during the mass influx of site attention, there were a great deal of comments that ended with something similar to “But that’s just my opinion!” Congratulations if your comment got posted...
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Art, schmart!
I was just watching an episode of Creature Comforts America on Netflix that reminded me of something I feel needs to be addressed: Art – what is art, and what isn’t. (By the way, if you’re not...
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Trapped in a Poor Man’s Life
This will just be a quickie about my general position in the universe, as opposed to the grandiose things that run through my head… I feel like I was born out of time – or at least out of station. My...
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Stuck in the Middle of Eww
Those of you that know me personally know that I am typically only prejudiced against rich people and bitches (not ladies, for those of you just getting here). Of the rich people, typically the white...
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Oh, dear gawd… I can’t believe I’m doing this. >_
Okay, so… apparently, I’m just bored enough to try this. (Don’t judge me; I’m waiting on a pizza. Hunger does weird things to the Emperor… like making him speak in the third person.) A very nice lady...
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Time Out For a Cheap Little Movie…
Okay, just a quickie here… I just got done watching “The Karate Kid II” for easily the hundredth time. It’s one of those movies you see when you’re younger, and you have no idea that it’s going to be...
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My Dreams have Awesome Cameos
…though I’d prefer to think of them as “co-stars”. So, last night, I had a dream with three A-list co-stars in it. There was Tina Fey, (I can’t remember the second one for sure, but I have a strong...
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The Woe of a Hetero Writer
Now, I’m not going to get into my patent-pending “Scale-o’- Gayness” here or where I identify myself on it, but for the ease of telling this particular narrative, I’m going to choose the simple moniker...
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A Taste of what’s Wrong with American Bitches
(This should be a series. I’m thinking: “Fucked-up Examples of What We’re Doing Wrongly”. We’ll see.) Today, I’m critiquing this fucked-up dating site commercial that I seem to get inundated with...
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Why “American Dad!” is a Steaming Turd
I’ll admit, when I added it to my Netflix queue, it took some getting used to. Basically, American Dad! episodes were just half-as-good “Family Guy” episodes… that I hadn’t seen yet. So they were a...
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Welcome Back to the World of Alarms
I had to set an alarm this morning to be able to get up early – for the first time in a long time. I’d almost forgotten how much I hate them. Almost. Still, I managed to remember how much I enjoy the...
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Feast or Famine
I’ve noticed in my life that money either plays the entire role of it, or is so inconsequential as to not ever be a thought. And while I can fully appreciate that there are those in the world that have...
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Born to be a Consumer?
*** Everyone has off-days… even people with nothing in particular to do. This is the case for me today. No cause for alarm – things should be back to foamy, frothy awesome tomorrow. *** For a guy who...
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The Mother of all Turn-arounds
If you know me personally, you’re probably aware that I think I’m charming in person. I’m not typically what one would refer to as a skirt-chaser (AKA some hair-gelled-up douchenozzle – or,...
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Crazy Interactive Writing Project #1!
Normally, I don’t open my writing process up to input from others, but I’ve decided to do something unprecedented. I’ll keep a moderate rein on it, but I will open the floor for “CYOA”-type input… and...
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Update: The Birth of “Graphic Gamebooks”!
So, what started as a simple writing exercise (self-imposed exercise… what next?!?) has inspired me to make a series of books along the lines of a long-ago passion of mine… Gamebooks. Remember those...
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Quick GG #1 Update…
I’ve used the comments (all two of them – don’t you all overwhelm me, now! >_<) on the first issuance of “Welcome to Xeresgate” to shape one of the story choice paths (and, inadvertently, the...
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Fun with Brooklyn Craigslist R&R morons…
Okay, so my interest in idiots can sometimes be a bit distracting. But without me, who’d be there on the R&R boards with common sense? (Rant and Rave? More like Ritalin and Regurgitation!) XP...
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